everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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