i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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