So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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