What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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