When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
