quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize