"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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