Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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