do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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