OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
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