i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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