i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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