Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
he puts the penis in happiness.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Randomize
