that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Fuck appropriateness.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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