Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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