gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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