Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
