i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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