You're completely useless in the revolution.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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