Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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