fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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