wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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