In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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