my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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