how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we made out on top of his cat.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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