you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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