ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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