My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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