What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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