he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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