Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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