Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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