he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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