Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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