YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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