You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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