There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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