I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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