There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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