That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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