you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
