Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
