2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
