drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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