Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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