when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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