There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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