if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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