I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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