I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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