She said her name was "party"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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