who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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