I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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