And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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