It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
